The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

$$$$|View on mapSimpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin|
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The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay
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Overview

Situated nearly a 5-minute walk from Mary Star of the Sea Church, Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay includes 8 rooms with views of the sea. All guests can enjoy Wi-Fi throughout the property and access to a fitness area.

Location

This hotel is nearly a 5-minute walk from Bobby's Marina, while Roland Richardson Art Gallery is nearly a 10-minute drive away. The 3-star hotel is also about a 10-minute drive from Hollywood Casino in Simpson Bay. Nature lovers will appreciate the proximity to Simpson bay beach, which is about a 5-minute walk away. Emilio Wilson Park is about a 10-minute drive from The Horny Toad Guest House.

For those travelling from afar, Princess Juliana International airport is 5 minutes' drive away.

Rooms

This accommodation boasts rooms with a patio and a balcony, as well as soundproof windows for your convenience. They are equipped with a microwave oven, a full-sized refrigerator, and tea and coffee making equipment.

Eat & Drink

The pizzeria Pizza del Sol is located nearly a 5-minute walk away.

Leisure & Business

This Simpson Bay hotel provides a sun deck and a golf course for an extra charge. The Horny Toad Guest House features a fitness centre, a picnic area, and barbecue grills.

Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-21:00
from 08:00-11:00
Amenities
Public parking is possible on site for free.
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Building
Number of rooms:8
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Rooms and availability

Superior Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Sea view
  • Shower
  • Coffee machine
One-Bedroom Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Sea view
  • Shower
  • Coffee machine
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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Free parking
Luggage storage
24-hour services
Food/ Drinks

Outdoor dining area

Laundry
Kitchen facilities

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Check-in/ Check-out

VIP check-in/ -out

Sports & Fitness

  • Golf course

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Dining

  • Outdoor dining area

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities

Room view

  • Sea view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Self-catering

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock
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Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House

💵 Lowest room price 14576 INR
📏 Distance to centre 1.6 km
🗺️ Location rating 10.0
✈️ Distance to airport 3.3 km
🧳 Nearest airport Princess Juliana International, sxm

Location

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
  • City landmarks
  • Nearby
  • Restaurants
  • Hotels nearby
Church
Mary Star of the Sea Church
210 m
Mall
Le Grand Marche
210 m
Restaurant
Abu Ghazi Shwarma
210 m
Restaurant
Burger King
210 m
Restaurant
McDonald's
210 m
Restaurant
Cafe Atlantico
580 m
Restaurant
Pinche Gringo
490 m
Restaurant
Little Jerusalem SXM
780 m

Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House

8.4 /10
Great
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Location10.0
Facilities8.2
Guest reviewsWrite a Review
  • H
    Henry
    United States
    left 12 reviews
    Wrote a review on 06 Nov
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service9.0
    Dining8.0
    9.0
    stunning views
    slow wi-fi

    Stunning views from the balcony were breathtaking each morning.

    The Wi-Fi connection was frustratingly slow in the evenings.

    King Suite Balcony
  • D
    Derek
    United States
    left 1 review
    Wrote a review on 20 Aug
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining8.0
    10
    hospitality
    beach access

    a perfect beach getaway with generous hosts and clean spaces

    Warm hospitality, pristine beach, inviting atmosphere.

    One-bedroom Suite
  • J
    John
    United States
    left 2 reviews
    Wrote a review on 05 Aug
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining8.0
    10
    beachfront access
    helpful staff
    cozy atmosphere

    A Slice of Paradise for Couples

    We enjoyed a wonderful five-night stay in a cozy one-bedroom suite. The beach was just steps away, perfect for morning strolls. The large kitchen allowed us to prepare breakfast while basking in stunning sunrises. A special thank you to Debbie for her helpfulness with our bags!

    One-bedroom Suite
  • J
    James
    United States
    left 9 reviews
    Wrote a review on 17 Jun
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining8.0
    9.0
    beach view
    family-friendly pool
    kids' play area

    The beach view from our King Suite was stunning! The local spots for food were awesome, too. Pure vacation vibes!

    In my wife’s opinion, a kids' play area would have been great.

    King Suite Ocean View
  • M
    Michael
    United States
    left 7 reviews
    Wrote a review on 14 Jun
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining9.0
    10
    stunning views
    short stay

    Loved the stunning sea views, but we could only stay one night.

    King Suite With Sea View
  • J
    John
    United States
    left 3 reviews
    Wrote a review on 14 Jun
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining9.0
    9.0
    stunning sunrise
    short stay

    A Beachfront Gem to Savor

    Waking up each morning to the stunning sunrise across the ocean was unforgettable. The serene atmosphere and welcoming staff truly made my solo trip special.

    It was hard to leave after just three nights. I wish I could have extended my stay to explore more local hidden gems.

    King Suite Sea View
  • V
    Vincent
    United States
    left 1 review
    Wrote a review on 09 Jun
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms9.0
    Service10.0
    Dining9.0
    9.0
    local eats
    outdoor dining
    friendly staff
    short stay
    limited time

    The culinary scene around Horny Toad is lit! I nibbled my way through local gems like The White Swan and chilled at Boca Marina, all just a short stroll away. Plus, the outdoor dining area was perfect for soaking up the vibes. Friendly staff and a clean place made this trip a foodie’s dream come true!

    Honestly, we could have stayed forever! Just one night felt way too short to truly savor the experience and explore all the nearby bites.

    King Suite With Sea View
  • R
    Robert
    United States
    left 3 reviews
    Wrote a review on 04 May
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining10.0
    10
    breathtaking scenery
    free parking
    beach access

    Would recommend for a whistle-stop

    Fantastic view, delightful apartment, with breathtaking scenery that needs to be experienced to believe, along with free parking and beach access for easy exploration.

    Can’t think of anything.

    One-bedroom Suite
  • I
    Isaac
    United States
    left 2 reviews
    Wrote a review on 30 Apr
    Perfect
    Recommends the hotel
    Location10.0
    Rooms10.0
    Service10.0
    Dining10.0
    10
    spacious suite
    welcoming decor
    noisy nights

    The one-bedroom suite offered ample space, allowing us to kick back after our explorations. Plenty of light streamed in during the day, giving a warm feel to the atmosphere and the decor was inviting, creating a cozy retreat.

    Only being there for five nights felt too short, as the urge to extend our stay was almost unbearable. The location, albeit fantastic for access to the beach and nearby eateries, was also quite lively, which means you might encounter some noise at night if you're a light sleeper.

    One-bedroom Suite

FAQ about The Horny Toad Guest House

What interesting sites can I visit not far from the The Horny Toad Guest House?
Guests of the The Horny Toad Guest House can visit Le Grand Marche (just near the accommodation), or Mary Star of the Sea Church placed 5 minutes' walk away.
Which airport is the closest to the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House?
The closest airport to the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House is Princess Juliana International airport (5 km) and it is reachable with a 5-minute drive.
Is there a parking at The Horny Toad Guest House hotel?
Yes, The Horny Toad Guest House hotel features parking on site.
What are our dining options during the stay at the hotel?
The hotel doesn't have on-site dining options, but there is a variety of restaurants just outside the property - visit quick bites Abu Ghazi Shwarma for the taste of Middle Eastern cuisine (250 m from the property) or Burger King, popular for its American dishes (nearly 5 minutes' walk away).
What time is check-in and check-out at the hotel?
Guests of the hotel can check in from 15:00 to 21:00 and check out from 08:00.
How much does it cost to stay at the The Horny Toad Guest House hotel?
The price for a room in the The Horny Toad Guest House hotel starts at $171.
What payment methods are available in the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House hotel?
At the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House hotel, you can pay using сash, Visa, and Mastercard.
What room types are available at The Horny Toad Guest House?
One-Bedroom Suite, Deluxe Suite, and King Suite are among the room types available at The Horny Toad Guest House.
Which amenities are included in the rooms at the hotel?
Each room at the hotel includes a patio and a balcony as well as climate control.
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